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"MLGCarGuy" (thejdmguy) 05/19/2015 at 17:51 • Filed to: None

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The backstory is that canal employees in Utah were cleaning debris out of a river when they discovered a stolen ES. My caption is:

The new Lexus ES350. Because you couldn’t find any fish in the sea.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MLGCarGuy 05/19/2015 at 17:54

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Orlove and Patrick bought a new shit box racer

Jcarr > MLGCarGuy 05/19/2015 at 17:56

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2010? Lexus ES, low miles, very clean. All fluids recently topped-off.

cazzyodo > MLGCarGuy 05/19/2015 at 18:03

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Lexus ES350. You’re up the creek without a paddle.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > MLGCarGuy 05/19/2015 at 18:14

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The new Lexus ES350. Because you couldn’t find any bother looking for other fish in the sea.

FTFY

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MLGCarGuy 05/19/2015 at 18:14

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Experience the new definition of boat-like handling.

MLGCarGuy > Jcarr 05/19/2015 at 18:18

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Car includes complimentary fresh water.*

* fresh water hidden inside everywhere

No Prius Needed > MLGCarGuy 05/19/2015 at 18:33

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RIP

Birddog > MLGCarGuy 05/19/2015 at 18:40

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When you said you were “Underwater” on your trade you really meant it..

$kaycog > MLGCarGuy 05/19/2015 at 18:43

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There’s something fishy about that picture.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > MLGCarGuy 05/19/2015 at 19:00

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For Sale: 201X Lexus ES350. Recently thoroughly cleaned interior and engine flush! Ran when parked.

The Compromiser > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 20:57

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You can tell that Raphael was driving. No walls for miles.